I want to taste your lips, touch your teeth and feel your tongue every morning.
That is what COLGATE says each and every morning. Brush before breakfast :p
The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning.
Laugh a little more in he morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far more happy for dinner. What is the doctors fee? Think more about me : )
~ Sally Coleslaw
Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.
~ Gehenna Toss
Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one…only if morning began after noon.
~ Tony Smite
Its morning time already and its time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair and eat some salty malty fries.
~ Jessie Tower
Funny morning quotes & Sayings
You are going to read the sweetest quote of your life around 9 am in the morning from one of the most loving persons on earth. Then when you read it, smile and say that I am the best. Thanks and good morning.
~ Jericho Peters
~ Hal Fester
Angels usually show up in the morning but I have showed up now. So all you need to do is bow down a bit and wish yourself a happy morning as a sign of respect. Cheers mate!
~ Melanie Leroy’s
Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.
~ Job Might
Twinkle twinkle sleepy star,
wake up now its the 11th hour,
up above the world so high,
the sun has risen in the sky.
~ Mickey Nice
I want to end this by wishing you a day full of good people who will smile and take care of you. I hope you get closer to success and live the life of happiness you have always dreamed of. Good morning.
~ Jane White
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